The Gauger Song

from by Ria Lina

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Sitting with my ukulele on a blanket by the sea,
Hoping that a certain someone comes to rescue me.
The tide is getting higher and my feet are getting wet.
He said he’d be here half past three, I hope he won’t forget.
Cause I can’t swim, and he’s got my wheelchair.
I hope that’s him, walking over there.


from OFFENSIVE CHARM, released December 24, 2011
Music, Lyrics, Ukulele & Vocals: Ria Lina



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Ria Lina London, UK

Winner of the EMMA Award for Best Comedienne 2003, Ria Lina makes an impact with her dry wit and bawdy ukulele songs. She's been a regular in stand-up comedy for the past 11 years both in the UK and abroad. Her work includes Malai Monologues, for BBC 3; The World Stands Up, for Comedy Central, the Paramount Comedy Channel, and the Comedy Network Channel; and Sweet n’ Sour Sketch Show for BBC3. ... more

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